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Surviving Sex: A traveller’s guide to doing it without doing time

Posted on 02 March 2010 by admin

Ian Kaufman
Features Editor

When planning to voyage to unknown lands, it’s common practice to get a few books out of the library, rev up the old computron, and inform oneself on the culture, architecture, and environment of your destination. While these things are all important, there is an additional consideration we seldom take – what are the sexual mores and laws going to be like where we’re going? While by no means exhaustive, this guide gives an overview that will at least get you thinking about this element of travelling. It might even save you some jail time – or your life.

Having a gay old time

While there is no shortage of things to keep in mind when visiting Iran, perhaps the most important is to refrain from being gay. The country’s legal system defines sex between men a crime punishable by death. Of course, unless you travel with your partner, this shouldn’t pose much of a problem: As Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad pointed out to an audience at New York’s Columbia University, “In Iran, we don’t have homosexuals like in your country”. Women can expect the lesser punishment of 100 lashes for engaging in homosexual activity.
Iran’s laws surrounding homosexuality are uncommon only in the severity of their punishments, as the savvy traveller is no doubt aware. Over 40 countries deny entry to lesbian, gay, and bisexual visitors, while homosexuality is illegal in more than 80 countries; only four besides Iran, however, apply the death penalty (Sudan, Mauritania, Yemen, and Saudi Arabia). On the bright side, your conviction for any kind of illegal sexual activity in Iran is only possible with the testimony of four adult male witnesses. Unfortunately, this makes pressing charges for rape nearly impossible.
It will perhaps come as a surprise to many that the Vatican City does not prohibit same-sex sexual activity. So with its impressive architecture and its lush gardens, which cover more than half of the city, the Papal state is one hell of a romantic get-away, whatever your sexual orientation.

Going South of the border

Thanks to laws varying radically from state to state, the U.S. can be a haven for sexual depravity as easily as a prudish tyranny. Take, for example, bestiality: only around 30 states have expressly outlawed the practice, although most of the rest prosecute the act by way of animal cruelty legislation. That still leaves at least three states in which zoophiliacs are apparently free to pursue their passions without fear of legal reprisal: Arkansas, Montana, and North Carolina, where laws prohibiting bestiality have been struck down as unconstitutional.
Then there’s the prudish side of the coin: If you and/or your partner are under 18 and like to dabble in the thoroughly modern art of “sexting”, you may want to avoid venturing north of the border. Dozens of teens in at least five states have been charged with sexual abuse or possessing, manufacturing, and disseminating child pornography as a result of “provocative” pictures sent over cell phones.
Seventeen Pennsylvania students faced those charges after a teacher found a series of pictures after confiscating one girl’s phone during class. By agreeing to a plea deal in which they attended a ten-hour class on pornography and sexual violence, most of them avoided the potential consequences: jail time and registration as a sex offender. You might not be so lucky!

Eat, drink and be married

Fornication – that is, sex between people who are not married – is illegal in a handful of countries, nearly all of them in the Middle East (the exceptions being Morocco, Malaysia, and Sudan). Although these legal stipulations can cause major problems for the citizens of these countries, the only travellers affected appear to be drunken hooligan tourists – not that this demographic necessarily deserve any lesser degree of protection under the law.
Case in point: two British citizens were sentenced to three months imprisonment after getting caught in a compromising situation on a Dubai beach. They even went so far as to rush a civil marriage ceremony in hopes that it would reduce the severity of the sentence. The catch: they had just come from a posh all-you-can-drink event, and it has been suggested that the woman attempted to attack the police officer who happened upon them.
Whether or not you’re married, think about curtailing PDA when visiting the region – although rarely illegal, it is often frowned upon. Research the legalities surrounding sex before you travel somewhere, and be aware of the cultural mores as well. In this case, that would mean refraining from having sex on a public beach. In short, use your common sense.

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I’m afraid I can do that, Dave

Posted on 02 March 2010 by admin

“Doing the robot” is about to take on a whole new meaning

Melissa G

To bot or not to bot… that is the question? It’s 2010, and according to 1960s sci-fi pop culture, we should be fully immersed in a technologically rich society complete with flying cars, teleportation devices, and robots.
Okay, granted, our contemporary society may not be as beautifully futuristic as Kubrick’s 2001, A Space Odyssey would have us believe. Let’s face it: HAL is a less-than-friendly depiction of one of them robots. Maybe we can see a friendly go-getter from I,Robot, arrive in our living rooms to replace the television for entertainment; television is really just like a robot anyway, only presumably not sentient.
We’ve already seen significant progress in bionics within the last few years. Bionics allows the organic flesh and artificial machine to merge into one entity with the help of a neural prosthetic. The advancements of bionics increase the success rate of transplants, optimistically making prosthetics, whether limbs or eyes, more manageable. Bionics has yet to perfect a smooth, flowing prosthesis, but technology is allowing for a physical and visual representation of a mechanical human.
At this rate, we might see a more widespread acceptance of cyborgs, rather than the fear so often portrayed in pop culture. Our fear of technological beings persists in films from Terminator to The Matrix. We seem to believe are inevitably destined to dominate and control humans. But what if we chose not to fear the robots, and to love them instead?
Bladerunner and Battlestar Galactica taught us that replicates and cylons need love and affection. The examples of cyborgs found within these narratives have sex with other cyborgs, and with humans too. Ethically, where does this leave the human or the cyborg? Is it ethical for humans and robots to have sex? Would humans be the only factor in the moral equation, or are the robots factored in as well? In the case of Battlestar Galatica, the main representation of the cylons is a highly sexualized and beautiful Number Six, portrayed by Tricia Helfer. And she is, after all, just like a human, isn’t she? She desires, she lusts, she fantasizes. She can have consensual sex, and she does.
Robotic sex apparently is at humanity’s fingertips. Reminiscent of the creepiness of the Stepford Wives, the world’s first robotic sex doll was released in January 2010. Meet Roxxxy – a 5’7, 120 lb interactive sex robot. She’s programmable, so she is guaranteed to get along with anyone who buys her. She is designed to communicate and have conversations. Not only is her personality programmable, but her skin tone, hair colour, eye colour, makeup, and pubic hair style are customizable. Yes, Roxxxy has the option of styled pubic hair.
For the required monthly fee, Roxxxy connects to an operating system for software updates and technical support. The same company that created Roxxxy is currently developing a male version named Rocky.
So, life-size robotic sex toys are available. But having sex with a robot that resembles a human can generate a bit of controversy. Aside from the moral considerations, how socially acceptable is this, if at all?
Lars and the Real Girl portrays a lonely male who purchases a sex doll for companionship. Initially, the community rejects him, but they gradually come to accept and even care for the doll. Sex dolls like Roxxxy and Rocky challenge what is seen as sexually acceptable in our society. Their life-like features and programmable personalities eerily replicate human identity.
Are Roxxxy and Rocky pushing sexual boundaries too far, or are they merely an extension of previous phenomena – in essence, just a large sex toy? For now, those seeking robotic release will have to content themselves with the smaller scale dildos and vibrators, a more socially acceptable, and affordable, form of electronic pleasure.

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10 days for love of cars

Posted on 23 February 2010 by admin

autoshow2The Canadian International AutoShow affords a peek at the future direction of automotive creation

Sohaib Zahid

Valentine’s Day comes with the promise of infecting everyone with love, but when it involves no flowers, no chocolates, and no candlelight dinners, that love might seem a little bizarre to some. Well, I think love has no definition or boundaries, and that is why my Valentine’s Day was without promises or candy. It was this boundless love that made me step into the Metro Toronto Convention Center this year for the 2010 Canadian International AutoShow. Mid-February is usually a time for flowers and romance, not car nuts, but this 10-day love-fest for cars is a better definition of love than Valentine’s Day for any car enthusiast.

The Auto show that runs from February 12-21 is a little disappointing this year. Rather than “concept cars flooding the exhibit” or “new model launch ceremonies”, the manufacturers rolled out more compacts and subcompacts in a push for better fuel efficiency and emissions reduction. The venue this year is also dedicated to global economic recession, I guess: With the shrinking floor of Canada’s biggest auto show, the organizers said, they have shaved off about 130,000 square feet (15 percent of presentation space) by confining the auto show to the Metro Toronto Convention Center, eliminating the need for the Rogers Center for the first time in years. With the absence of brands like Aston Martin, Bentley and Rolls-Royce, the exhibit was a little lacking this year.

In a whole day of wandering around the Convention Center, riding endless escalators and passing and re-passing exhibits, here is a subjective top-ten list in no particular order, of cars that caught my eye:

Chevy Volt: Mark Your Calendar, the first Volt rolls out in November

I saw the volt at last year’s Autoshow. It is nothing new this year, but the launch date is something that will get your attention. The brand that killed electric car is relying on an electric car for its revival - what irony!

The Volt is an electric car that can create its own electricity. Plug it in, let it charge overnight, and it’s ready to run on a pure electric charge for up to 40 miles, gas- and emissions-free. After that, the Volt keeps going, even if you can’t plug it in. The car uses a range-extending gas generator that produces enough energy to power it for hundreds of miles on a single tank of gas.

Chevy’s Volt is a true electric hybrid coming to Canadian market by the end of 2010. Some dealer reps have confirmed the launch of the volt at the auto show. As one representative at the show said, “obviously this is all preliminary, but the great news is that it is in writing, which marks a milestone to seeing first road version of Volt.” Well, official GM representatives were hedging GM’s bets and wouldn’t confirm the date of November 1. The exact date may fluctuate in preparation for launch, but we will find out soon. There is still no word on price; it looks like the car will come in at around $40,000 before the $7,500 federal EV tax credit.

Honda CR-Z: The intersection of Sport and Hybrid

The CR-Z seems like an impressive little car from Honda. The company is trying to bring a sporty image to the hybrids, a label usually associated with gas-guzzling V8 coupes. A hybrid that’s more fun, really! The front end seems in sync with Mazda’s new philosophy of zoom-zoom smiley face. The estimated mileage of 36 mpg in the city and 38 mpg on the highway is impressive.

One of the CR-Z’s more unique features is its 3-mode drive system: Sport, Normal and ECON. This allows the driver to tailor the driving experience to conditions or personal preference. Some drivers may prefer to conserve fuel at all times; Some may prefer to have all of the CR-Z’s power on tap at all times; Others may want a combination of the two, but with the option to pick either depending on the situation.

The CR-Z’s 1.5-liter i-VTEC is estimated to generate 122 hp, which won’t set any speed records. But the point of the CR-Z was never to produce outrageous horsepower numbers. Honda is more interested in squeezing every last ounce of performance out of a vehicle.

The CR-Z strikes a unique balance and will broaden the appeal of hybrids. It’s a hybrid for drivers who enjoy driving and are unwilling to sacrifice handling and exhilaration for mpg and environmental accountability.

Lexus LF-Ch Concept: Winning the hybrid war

The Detroit and Frankfurt auto shows caught the first glimpses of this exotic hybrid concept. For Canadians, the Toronto AutoShow was the first showing of this advanced hybrid propulsion technology, built into a premium compact car. It is hoped that Lexus will use this concept as the foundation of a new compact hybrid vehicle. Lexus has done an amazing job with the concept, featuring blacked-out B-pillars, an integrated spoiler and rear door handles that blend into the C-pillar’s trim. Of course, the uniqueness of the LF-Ch comes from the latest generation of Lexus Hybrid Drive, which gives the driver full control as well as the choice between Normal, Eco, EV and Sport modes, the latter function improving throttle response. It is rumored that the same hybrid engine that powers the current HS 250h will be found in the Lexus LF-Ch. Even though this is a model that will most likely go into production soon, the official title of the LF-Ch is a concept. In the meantime, we’ll have to be patient and simply admire the vehicle’s spectacular style, reflecting the sportier lines of the more aggressive Lexus models.

Infiniti Essence Concept: A hybrid least expected

Again, not a new launch at the Toronto auto show. The first official showing of the Essence in Canada took place at the Montreal show last month. The Infiniti Essense concept served as the blueprint for the new M designers and engineers, and was also on-hand at the show. Infiniti featured this stunning hybrid super-car concept at the Toronto auto show in celebration of its 20th anniversary. The concept showcases the brand’s future styling direction and its dedication to developing hybrid technology beyond its gracefully bizarre styling. The Essence features a powerful hybrid drivetrain, the heart of which is a 3.7-litre direct-injection V6 that develops 434 hp. On top of this, an electric motor adds 158 hp for a total just shy of 600 HP. Despite its performance credentials, Infiniti predicts that the Essence could achieve an average fuel consumption of about 8L/100 km. For now, there are no plans to produce the Essence, but if the public reacts positively, Infiniti might change its mind.

Mini Beachcomber Concept: All about being cute, standing apart and having fun.

When it comes to being cute and glamourous, Mini owns the podium. The Beachcomber combines fun retro styles and is the ultimate expression of the beach bum’s car. The folks at BMW understand the definition of glamour perfectly and had it piloted by a Shark-boy and two bathing suit-clad beauties at the Canadian International Autoshow Launch. The Mini Beachcomber takes us back to the disco era of the original Mini Moke with a four seat, open body concept. Today’s Beachcomber pushes the 60’s Moke to the limits of contemporary design. It is of course equipped with a four-wheel-drive system that allows it to roam off the beaten track for that exhilarating wind-in-your-hair feeling. This is a dream car for the Barbie and Ken generation: with the lack of doors and an open roof, you’ll get a golden tan. While Mini won’t produce an exact copy of the concept, it will be making a toned-down road version called the Countryman. The concept’s removable doors and fabric roof won’t make it to the road version, but the all-wheel-drive and turbocharged four-cylinder probably will.

Mercedes SLS AMG: “I’ll be back…”

The new SLS AMG’s signature design element is its “gullwing” doors, a tribute to the original 1950s 300SL. Like the previous SLR, the SLS is a front/mid-engine design, jammed with the latest high-tech goodies AMG could find in its well-stocked cupboard. Following its Canadian debut in Montreal, the new Mercedes-Benz SLS AMG replaces the outgoing SLR McLaren (which debuted way back in 2003) as the German automaker’s flagship performance offering. It will offer AMG’s naturally-aspirated 6.2-litre V8 with 563 hp and 479 lb.-ft. of torque, mated to a seven-speed dual-clutch gearbox via a carbon-fiber driveshaft. Performance is SLR-like: 0-100 km/h in 3.8 seconds. Yet compared to the $500,000 SLR, the new SLS AMG looks like a deal at an expected $198,000 price tag when it goes on sale in Canada later this year.

Mazda 2: Zoom-Zoom, Concentrated

Mazda 2 is featured as the 2Evil and Mazda 2 Surf concept at this year’s Autoshow. The 2011 Mazda 2, which will roll into the showrooms sometime this summer, pushes the zoom-zoom philosophy a little bit further.

A more aggressive set of front bumpers sets the Mazda2 Surf apart. It’s also shod in Yokohama Advan tires, fitted over 17-inch wheels and equipped with a roof rack and H&R suspension kit. It is indeed stunning. The 2Evil concept is said to be a tribute to Mazda’s 787B racing car, winner of the 24 Hours of LeMans race back in 1991 (Mazda’s only victory there). Building on what is essentially a subcompact world car for Mazda, the new Mazda 2 is a “watch-out car” for this summer’s showroom.

Ford Focus: Ford finally learns the compact car segment secret

Even though the next generation of Focus is almost a year away from hitting the showrooms, it is definitely worth the wait. In 2012, Ford is making the Focus a world car, and what’s more, they are promising that it will cross the Atlantic intact. Unlike the current model, which is a warmed-up version of the late ’90s original, the 2012 model is entirely new, designed and developed in Europe. The 2012 Focus will be available in four-door sedan and five-door hatchback body styles.

Fiat 500: Sex and the City - the real deal

One of the sexiest cars at the auto show is the Fiat 500. Chrysler Canada unveiled it at the 2010 Canadian International AutoShow this year. Featured for the first time in Canada, this vehicle will provide Chrysler with an expressive new entry into the small car segment.

The Fiat 500 offers a unique balance of style, youthfulness, and fun, combined with the outstanding fuel efficiency Canadian consumers demand. Named European Car of the Year in 2008, the Fiat 500 will arrive in showrooms within a year. To tease the senses of the Canadian consumer, Chrysler Canada is displaying two European versions of the 500: a stylish white Fiat 500 model and a powerful black Abarth 500.

Ford Fiesta: It’s Fiesta time

As the first new car in Ford’s global ‘One Vision’ strategy, the Fiesta has to accommodate the smallest 2.5 percentile female up to the lardiest 97.5 percentile male, everywhere from Beijing to Baton Rouge, and all points in between. For now, the engine pick is the 1.6L Twin Independent Variable Cam Timing (Ti-VCT) I4 engine. This sporty power plant delivers an estimated 119 hp and 109 ft-lbs, mated to a 5-speed manual or an optional 6-speed automatic. I think all the basics are done neatly; it sure is a fiesta for Ford.

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Water: Commons or cents?

Posted on 08 February 2010 by admin

The World Bank endorses privatization – others aren’t so sure

Ian Kaufman

Features Editor

In 1968, an article called ‘The Tragedy of the Commons’ was published in the journal Science. Its author, Garrett Hardin, proposed that without coercive measures, humanity would soon breed itself into oblivion. He related this tendency of humans to overshoot carrying capacity to the eponymous dilemma, the tragedy of the commons.

In a nutshell, the concept works like so: the benefits of committing acts detrimental to the environment accrue to the individual, while the adverse effects, or costs, are spread amongst everyone in that society. It follows that in a “rational” calculus, the benefits will outweigh the costs for an individual to commit these detrimental acts.

His chosen example was that of a herdsman living in a society with pastures held communally. The profit from adding an animal to one’s herd would go wholly to the individual; the damage to the pasture from overgrazing would be shared by all of the herdsmen. For each herdsman, therefore, the rational decision is to keep adding animals, although it will eventually result in the destruction of that society’s land.

Each man is locked into a system that compels him to increase his herd without limit - in a world that is limited,” Hardin concluded. “Ruin is the destination toward which all men rush, each pursuing his own best interest in a society that believes in the freedom of the commons. Freedom in a commons brings ruin to all.”

How can this dilemma be resolved, you ask? Private property. Once a person’s livelihood is tied to the land they use, there is an incentive to preserve its value. If you choose to add too many animals to your herd, you will suffer the full cost of overgrazing instead of only a portion of it. Since the institution of private property apparently solved the dilemma of common pastures, Hardin asked, could it resolve contemporary problems as well?

The ultimate commons

While land has been systematically privatized in most parts of the world, there remain other kinds of commons: parks, streets, libraries, the education system, seeds, the internet. There are attempts to privatize all of these around the globe, many of them finding an ideological basis in Hardin’s arguments. The ultimate commons, though, is water. The move to privatize it has been gaining steam in the last few decades. But does water fit into Hardin’s model of the tragedy of the commons, requiring privatization? More importantly, was his model correct in the first place?

These questions could not be more timely, in light of the World Bank’s forecast that two-thirds of the world’s population will run short of clean drinking water by 2025. That there is a global water crisis is beyond debate – how to deal with it is another matter.

Proponents of privatization typically describe its advantages as the ability to leverage capital (which municipalities often have trouble doing), cheaper operating costs, and superior expertise and innovation. In Asia, Africa, and Latin America – home to the majority of the 1.4 billion people with little or no access to clean drinking water – they say that only private capital can create the infrastructure necessary to provide universal access to this basic amenity.

The record, however, tells a different story. Obviously, corporate fuck-ups tend to generate more press than do success stories. But even accounting for this, instances of improved service under privatization are few, whereas the horror stories could easily fill up the rest of this paper – and most of them would be even scarier than ‘Boo-niversity’.

Water privatization worst practices

With the election of the African National Congress in 1994, water services in South Africa were extended beyond white communities. In a country where about a third of the population does not have access to clean water, however, this is a massive challenge. While the government made significant progress, the financial stresses of the undertaking induced it to do two things: seek assistance from the private sector, and try to recoup the costs of water delivery from its citizens.

When many people ignored their water bills, unable to afford them, some municipalities simply cut off their water supply. Others installed water meters that worked with pre-paid cards; the water flowed as long as the card was inserted into the meter, and the card’s value declined accordingly. “The municipality loves it and private sector providers love it because it avoids the hassles and costs associated with trying to collect the money,” South African researcher David Hemson explained to the CBC. “It also deflects the bad publicity… of having to go in and cut [people] off.”

Ultimately, that bad publicity was only deferred. By forcing people to seek water elsewhere, often dirty lakes and rivers, the user pay system resulted in South Africa’s worst cholera outbreak in recent history. Hundreds of thousands of people were affected, and around three hundred died. “The cost has been tremendous,” Hemson reported, “and just imagine if all that money had been spent on providing services in the first place.”

In 1996, just over a year after entering into what the Center for Public Integrity called “the largest public-private partnership of its type in North America”, Hamilton was responsible for one of the worst sewage spills in Ontario history. The company hired to process the city’s wastewater, Phillips Services, had cut about half of the facility’s staff over the first seven months. After denying responsibility for the spill for three years, during which time at least three more serious spills occurred, Phillips eventually settled out of court with the city and affected homeowners.

Probably the most famous instance of water privatization took place in Cochabamba, Bolivia. Weeks after a multinational consortium took over responsibility for the city’s water in 1999, prices tripled or quadrupled in some areas. For many citizens, this meant spending more than a quarter of their income on water.

In response to the privatization, the workers of Cochabamba staged a four-day general strike and occupations of the city’s central plaza. In clashes with the police and the army, hundreds were injured and at least one person killed. Only after months of civil unrest was the consortium was ousted and water put back in the public sphere. Many journalists and other commentators allege that the World Bank named water privatization as a precondition for loans, as it has done with other countries.

Mutual coercion

Despite these examples – a few among many - policy wonks, politicians, and organizations like the UN, the World Bank, and the IMF still tend to advise water privatization, or at the very least a user pay system. Take the National Round Table on the Environment and the Economy, a Canadian group appointed by the Prime Minister to play an advisory role to the government. In order to create a “more rational” water system, they suggest, water shouldn’t be subsidized with tax dollars. Instead, they endorse a “full cost, user pay” principle.

Their reasoning is reminiscent of Hardin’s: “Canadians use excessive amounts of water due to subsidized prices… Water infrastructure is deteriorating, maintenance is being deferred, service delivery is less efficient, and ecosystems are stressed in various ways.” As long as water is a commons, they believe, people will continue to abuse it.

It’s true that Canadians use excessive amounts of water – more per capita than any other country besides the United States. According to the Council of Canadians, the average North American uses almost six hundred litres of water a day; the average African uses six. And it’s not just in comparison to developing countries that our water use seems profligate – we use more than eight times as much as Denmark.

According to Hardin, though, that information won’t guilt you into reducing your consumption. At the end of ‘The Tragedy of the Commons’, he asserts that appeals to morality will never convince people to change the way they act. It is only coercive and enforceable measures that will have any effect - “mutual coercion, mutually agreed upon by the majority of the people affected”.

To wit: In 1994, Canadians paying for water by volume used 263 litres per day, compared to the 450 litres used by those paying a flat rate, according to Canadian Geographic. In other words, where appeals to morality may or may not have played a part in the three or four percent reduction in Canadian water use over the last decade or so, the coercive device of the “user pay” system reduced it by 39%. “Bam,” as the kids say.

Where this system fails, though, is precisely where reform is most needed – places where people have a hard time accessing or affording water. As we’ve seen, attempts to introduce user pay water systems in poor areas generally don’t go very well. The user pay system seems to work very well as a coercive measure only in middle class or well-off areas that are consuming too much water. Involving the private sector, on the other hand, doesn’t seem to be effective anywhere.

A self-fulfilling prophecy

Much of the privatization of water began in the 1980s, spurred by the Thatcher and Reagan regimes. While these governments touted the private sector’s supposed ability to provide services more cheaply and effectively, economist Harry Shutt believes the real reason for privatization was simply a shortage of public capital: “Growing public-sector deficits had reduced the state’s capacity to provide the necessary investment – although it should have been obvious that this was largely a self-fulfilling prophecy.”

Shutt’s “self-fulfilling prophecy” plays out like this: State revenues are reduced by tax-cutting, resulting notably in increased corporate profits. With reduced revenues, the state finds itself no longer able to keep up with the cost of public utilities and services. The resulting financial gap must be filled by private investment, which is possible in part because of increased profits from corporate tax cuts. In short, water privatization was part of a wider transfer of public wealth into private hands that quickly became a vicious cycle.

The testimony of Oscar Olivera, one of the leading protesters in Cochabamba, would seem to confirm Shutt’s analysis. “The privatization hasn’t benefited the country much,” he told the Multinational Monitor. “Services are more and more expensive. As a result, now that the state no longer has money for public services, what it wants to do is privatize the public service sector.”

What’s wrong with the commons?

Many scholars have called the legitimacy of Hardin’s paper into question. Many cultures, including the English pasture system to which he alludes, have had common property systems that worked just fine. As economist Carl Dahlman points out, “similar conditions existed for many hundreds of years all over northern Europe, and the open field system was quite similar and very stable across cultures and time.”

There is one idea in particular about which we can hope he was mistaken: our “natural tendency to do the wrong thing.” Small movements around the globe are trying to prove him wrong by working to restore the commons (for more information on these movements, visit onthecommons.org).

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Selling the self

Posted on 26 January 2010 by admin

By Kyle Lees

By Kyle Lees

Is facebook a “toxic mimic” of community?

Ian Kaufman

Features Editor

When people’s actions seem bewildering - which is, increasingly, most of the time - I often refer back to Kurt Vonnegut’s “First Law of Life”. Back in 1971, when the internet was still a twinkle in the U.S. military’s eye, Kurt Vonnegut delivered an address to the National Institute of Arts and Letters. It’s fitting that he chose such a mundane event to expound on the meaning of life.

“We are full of chemicals which require us to belong to folk societies, or failing that, to feel lousy all the time,” he told the gathering. “Older persons form clubs and corporations and the like. Those who form them pretend to be interested in this or that narrow aspect of life. Members of the Lions Club pretend to be interested in the cure and prevention of diseases of the eye. They are in fact lonesome Neanderthalers, obeying the First Law of Life, which is this: ‘Human beings become increasingly contented as they approach the simpleminded, brotherly conditions of a folk society.’ ”

Back when it first started gathering popularity, nothing seemed more bewildering to me than facebook. Raised in a home where newfangled gadgets like microwaves and washing machines, cable TV and dial-up internet were tolerated reluctantly, if at all, I was appropriately disdainful of this strange development. I couldn’t put my finger on it, but I knew something wasn’t quite right.

I think I can remember the precise moment when these amorphous misgivings about facebook came to a head: When I was informed of the birth of my friend’s daughter by an invitation to be her “friend” on facebook. The thought that her entire life would play out on facebook made me a little queasy. My mind flashed to the image of a couple updating their relationship status during their wedding ceremony (this actually happens) – was this going to be the norm for her generation?

It’s easy to dismiss these kinds of misgivings, particularly since warning that a new generation’s habits will leave society in tatters isn’t exactly anything new. Often these concerns are pretty silly, and very much overblown. Nobody knows this better than the boomers. This sometimes absurd tendency was skewered in Doonesbury, the comic strip emblematic of that generation, back in the ‘60s, when one of the young character’s dads got into a tizzy over faded jeans:

“Why do you take a perfectly decent pair of trousers and ruin them before you put them on? I just don’t understand it! What is this destructive impulse that people your age have? You know, you kids do the same thing to your blue jeans that you’ve done to the whole fabric of our national life!”

At the risk of seeming as hopelessly outdated as he did, I think it’s fair to say that we kids do the same thing to facebook that we’re doing to the real world. That is, remove anything that isn’t human, unless it exists to serve our interests. It’s this aspect that’s most disturbing about the “parallel universe” online: it’s the ultimate playground for the first generation in history to live mostly in cities. For kids raised in an urban landscape where we’re surrounded almost completely by artefacts of our own making, facebook just seems like a logical extension of the real world.

The interesting thing is that, surprisingly, young people today seem to share my reservations. When asked how much they use facebook, for example, their answers are almost invariable apologetic, their estimates couched in excuses. Most volunteer the acknowledgement that they know they should use it less, but [fill in excuse here].

Our generation supposedly are like “fish in water” when it comes to technology – we don’t even think about it, we’re so used to it. We’re often portrayed as brats spoiled by technology, blithely texting and tweeting on our BlackBerries and iPhones on the commute to work (in our hybrids, no doubt), tragically unaware of the fragile social bonds cracking under the weight of our accumulating techno-gadgets. But talk to a young adult today and they’re usually the first to admit doubts – and sometimes even shame - about their use of msn, facebook and twitter, among other things. So here’s the kicker: why does a generation defined to a large extent by their use of social networking sites have such a guilty conscience about it?

I think this is where Vonnegut’s simple insight comes in: Most apparently baffling social phenomena are explained by our submerged longing for the conditions of what he calls “folk society” – societies where everyone knows everyone else, and these bonds last for life. At the end of his address, he says that “the National Institute of Arts and Letters don’t really give a damn for arts and letters, in my opinion. They, too, are chemically-induced efforts to form a superstitious, affectionate clan or village.”

If you asked Kurt Vonnegut, he may well have surmised that facebook was a shiny new car driving towards that most ancient destination, the folk society. And he would certainly have told you that it would never make it. If you buy into the idea that facebook is one more tool we’re using to try to sidle up to those primordial inarticulated communal needs, the site becomes even more interesting, but it also looks sorely lacking.

Behind all of the cutting-edge techno-wizardry lie the most ancient and simplistic human desires – for community, communication, exploration and self-discovery. But services like facebook can too often be a toxic mimic of those things – “friends” lists in place of community, witticisms in place of communication, voyeurism in place of exploration, narcissism in place of self-discovery.

The early precursors to so-called social networking sites in the1990s, before the internet exploded in popularity, were online journals, where people would often share more with strangers half-way around the world than they did with their friends and family. Since going public, the internet had served as that kind of social refuge, housing alternative communities based on mutual interests – or just mutual disinterest in the people around you in real life. Perhaps more importantly, it allowed an amount of control over your identity that is impossible in real social interaction.

The internet looks less and less like that alternate universe today. As someone who’s been online since the mid-1990s put it, “now that these people’s moms are online, they’re not as interested anymore.” Facebook, in a way, is the ultimate rejection of the early ethic of the web, used more to keep in touch with people we already know than to connect with strangers. It’s led to a blending of people’s real and online lives that was unthinkable back then – something that’s been hard for many long-time users to adapt themselves to.

The site also turns the early ethic of the web on its head in another way: facebook is a marketing executive’s wet dream. Not just in the obvious sense, that it compiles detailed demographic information, consumption habits, and interests into an incredibly comprehensive consumer information database. We’re well aware of this, and most of us aren’t terribly concerned. But on a more visceral level, the success of facebook seems like final proof that the masses have bought into marketers’ version of the world, not just financially but mentally and spiritually.

What facebook has succeeded in doing is providing a platform for people to essentially market themselves to the world. When someone elects to spend an hour grooming her “personal profile”, deleting photos that make her look bad, posting witticisms on other people’s “walls”, carefully considering her “status” and which bands and movies to list as her favourites instead of walking around and talking to real people, it represents the triumph of the glossy image over imperfect reality. This is the way advertising has been trying to convince us to think for decades.

I know, I know – but facebook is such a great way to keep in touch with old friends and organize your social life. It helps get people out to political rallies and book clubs, organize communities around issues that affect them, and, yes, has even been known to play a role in political decision-making (see Dalton Mcguinty’s withdrawal of restrictions on young drivers after a facebook “protest”).

That’s all great. But let’s be honest: the vast majority of the network’s use isn’t about these things. It’s about creating what former Lakehead philosophy student Stephen Trochimchuk calls “a positive or idealized representation of one’s self”. In his paper The Emergence of “Web 2.0” and the Death of the Author, Trochimchuk refers to this online identity as “a highly personalized product [whose purpose is] to represent or ‘sell’ the self to other Facebook members.” And while there is an undeniable – if often morbid – appeal to that, I’m not so sure it’s a good thing. In fact, I suspect it’s a very corrosive thing.

Of course, all this philosophizing is all well and good, but most of us are far more pragmatic in our decision-making. While we might mistrust facebook and even rue its effects on society, that’s usually not enough to get us to leave. As part of my “research” for this article, I asked my friends their opinions of facebook.

“I’ll tell you what I think,” one told me. “For the longest time I didn’t really use it, and I wondered why all these parties were happening and I wasn’t ever invited. One day I logged on and I had over 100 event invitations for these parties. So now I use it.”

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The Argus year-in-review 2009

Posted on 11 January 2010 by admin

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Ian Kaufman

Features Editor

Beginning around Christmas, year-in-review lists begin to clog newspaper pages like so much errant cholesterol in the media’s veins, choking off any hope of real news and aggravating readers to no end with their self-referential faux nostalgia. If 2009 has taught us anything, though, nobody reads the newspaper anymore – so we can probably get away with running one or two more of these infernal recaps.

Not that many of us will likely want to remember last year. Against the background noise of economies and ecosystems seemingly collapsing around us, corporate media was content to be, more than ever, a 24-hour echo-chamber of celebrity deaths and misbehaviour (“newsak,” as Jon Stewart dubbed it). Granted, we also heard a lot about H1N1, U.S. health insurance, and the Copenhagen climate summit. Unfortunately, coverage of these issues fell victim to the media’s increasingly surreal interpretation of political journalism. Television news completed its transition to slick sideshow, relying on sound bytes from party strategists, incestuous interview tactics (scripting conversations with other journalists rather than grilling politicians or experts) and tacky gimmicks - not that interviewing Will.i.am via hologram isn’t pretty neat.

The European media was more efficient, managing to combine paparazzi-style journalism and political coverage into one convenient package. Most of this fodder was provided by British MPs’ profligate use of taxpayer money, and the antics of Italian Prime Minister Silvio Burlusconi, although Nicolas Sarkozy remains a fixture for gossipmongers.

Considering the events of the year, though, perhaps the public was just as happy to go without substantive news coverage. Serious coverage would necessarily involve facing up to emerging uncertainties about the future. Such issues were mostly avoided, relegated to the crannies of public discourse.

Michael Moore’s new film, for example, which would see capitalism condemned to the dust bin of history, received only tentative coverage and fared worse than his previous work at the box office. At the G20 meeting in London and the climate change summit in Copenhagen, reporters seemed far more interested in securing footage of confrontations between police and protestors than they in questioning the motivation behind the protests that now perennially greet international meetings. All in all, a dreary news year was mostly papered over with inconsequential celebrity gossip, while people crossed their fingers for an economic recovery.

Didn’t anything good happen in 2009? I asked a couple of friends.

“I don’t want to talk about it,” mumbled one.

“2009 was shit,” another baldly stated.

Well, there’s always next year.

An article in the Vancouver Sun pronounced 2009 a “pretty dull” year for Canadian politics. Most of us would agree. But could the stultifying torpor of our nation’s politics be some sort of insidious “vote-suppression strategy” by the Conservatives? Funny you should ask, says Michael Ignatieff: “The less people that participate, the more people that are cynical and disengaged from politics, the better from [Stephen Harper’s] point of view,” the opposition leader suggested in an interview with the Toronto Star.

While it seems like a believable enough theory, Ignatieff didn’t exactly pose much of a challenge to Harper’s scheme to bore the public away from politics. The internationally acclaimed author and academic had trouble stringing together a well-formed sentence (see above), let alone a compelling narrative for his party. The publication of his book “True Patriot Love,” which mixes stories of his intriguing family history with trite sloganeering clearly written with the next election in mind, did little to clarify his positions.

Obama’s first year in office was bound to be anticlimactic as cheering masses hopped up on Hope© came to the sobering realization that, no matter the man’s poise and gravitas, a change in leaders and ruling parties would not make America’s problems go away.

The nearly $800 billion economic stimulus package passed in February was divided about evenly between tax cuts, government spending (on roads, education, health care, and unemployment insurance) and contracts, grants, and loans to companies. About $250 billion of that had been paid out by the end of the 2009, according to recovery.org, the U.S. government site in charge of monitoring the stimulus.

The decision to award Obama the Nobel peace prize was met largely with confusion and condemnation - probably “more burden than glory” for the president, said the New York Times. The award was bestowed not for any particular accomplishment, but as a reflection of international hope that he would reverse, or at least temper, the unpopular foreign policy decisions of his predecessor.

On this front, Obama committed to send 30,000 more soldiers to Afghanistan in early 2010. He hopes to start a military withdrawal from the country a year later, telling Afghanis “we have no interest in occupying your country.” 2009 was a particularly deadly year: the UN estimates that there were 1500 Afghani civilian casualties just by August, while about 520 coalition troops were killed (most from the U.S. and UK) – more than half by roadside bombs.

Alberta posted its first deficit in 15 years in 2009 thanks to falling gas prices and U.S. hesitancy to buy the province’s “dirty oil”. As Chinese car sales surpassed those of the U.S. and the States cooled on Alberta oil, the Conservatives talked of opening the oil sands to China. “We need transportation mechanisms to ship it to the West Coast,” said federal Minister of the Environment Jim Prentice, who was possibly never informed of his reassignment from the Ministry of Industry in 2008.

PetroChina, the world’s largest oil company, has been interested in such a project for some time, signing an agreement with Enbridge to build a pipeline from Edmonton to the B.C. coast in 2005. The project has so far lain dormant, but with this year’s investment of almost $2 billion (U.S.) in oil sands projects by PetroChina, it may soon pick up steam once again.

B.C.’s Fraser River made headlines when about %90 of its projected salmon run failed to return to the river from the Pacific Ocean. While many scientists familiar with the area attributed the die-off to fish farms along the salmon’s migratory path, the government staunchly denied the possibility. Combined with other factors such as increasing water temperatures and overfishing, many fish populations in the province are facing precipitous declines.

B.C.’s excellent online magazine The Tyee reports that Canada’s Minister of Fisheries and Oceans, Gail Shea, was in Norway for an aquaculture conference while the collapse of the Fraser salmon occurred. Norwegian companies own the majority of B.C’s fish farms.

Fishing in British Columbia is under the jurisdiction of the Department of Fisheries and Oceans, the same department that “managed” the East-coast fishery into oblivion in the 20th century. The province has faced ominously similar symptoms to those of that other ecological collapse. It is feared that other species, such as eagles and bears, will also be affected by the lack of salmon.

One of the most heavily covered stories of the year was December’s climate conference in Copenhagen, attended by leaders and policy-makers (not to mention protestors) from around the world. This summit included all 192 United Nations member states, where the previous Kyoto negotiations had been limited to 47. The resulting Copenhagen Accord has been widely panned as a disappointment, although there was little hope for any ambitious, legally-binding agreement in the first place.

Says John Prescott, the EU’s negotiator at Kyoto: “Copenhagen’s achievements are an acceptance of the science (contested at Kyoto), an admission there will be global emission cuts, and an acceptance that there will have to be verification [of national emissions levels].”

While these may be encouraging baby steps, if the predictions of the International Panel on Climate Change (endorsed by the UN and the major national governments), are realistic, Copenhagen’s resolutions will almost certainly prove to be impotent.

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